retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ

Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella

by Walleyed September 05, 2019

Meddler

Messing around with your town’s eligible mothers

Eric is now divorced across town meddling with a new woman. Eric is a true meddler

by Walleyed November 22, 2020

Troat

Big double chin and very accommodating neck

Eric looks like he can put a package of footlongs down that troat

by Walleyed March 07, 2019

Retard mongoloid

Exhibiting not so smart behavior

He is such a retard mongoloid .He crushed a friends $9 beer in an upscale neighborhood bar, kept saying heyyy queer, all while stumbling around with a six foot charging cord attached to his phone

by Walleyed February 10, 2025

Nutless sack

When it’s so cold outside , your balls actually go inside your body

It’s like ten degrees today . I froze my ass off. I’ve been inside for an hour but I still got a nutless sack!

by Walleyed February 17, 2025