Definitions by Walleyed

Nutless sack 

When it’s so cold outside , your balls actually go inside your body

It’s like ten degrees today . I froze my ass off. I’ve been inside for an hour but I still got a nutless sack!

Nutless sack by Walleyed February 17, 2025

Retard mongoloid 

Exhibiting not so smart behavior

He is such a retard mongoloid .He crushed a friends $9 beer in an upscale neighborhood bar, kept saying heyyy queer, all while stumbling around with a six foot charging cord attached to his phone

Retard mongoloid by Walleyed February 10, 2025

Meddler 

Messing around with your town’s eligible mothers

Eric is now divorced across town meddling with a new woman. Eric is a true meddler

Meddler by Walleyed November 22, 2020

retard umbrella 

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ

Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella

retard umbrella by Walleyed September 5, 2019

Troat

Big double chin and very accommodating neck

Eric looks like he can put a package of footlongs down that troat

Troat by Walleyed March 7, 2019