Meddler

Messing around with your town’s eligible mothers
Eric is now divorced across town meddling with a new woman. Eric is a true meddler
by Walleyed November 23, 2020
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retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ
Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella
by Walleyed September 06, 2019
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Nutless sack

When it’s so cold outside , your balls actually go inside your body
It’s like ten degrees today . I froze my ass off. I’ve been inside for an hour but I still got a nutless sack!
by Walleyed February 17, 2025
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Retard mongoloid

Exhibiting not so smart behavior
He is such a retard mongoloid .He crushed a friends $9 beer in an upscale neighborhood bar, kept saying heyyy queer, all while stumbling around with a six foot charging cord attached to his phone
by Walleyed February 10, 2025
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Troat

Big double chin and very accommodating neck
Eric looks like he can put a package of footlongs down that troat
by Walleyed March 07, 2019
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