Swenis 

A sweaty Penis.

I had really bad Swenis last night after wrestling practice.

I could smell the swenis from miles away and when he took it out to show me it had fungus growing in the pubes from the sweat.

Swenis by Floof September 17, 2017

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.

Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab

swedish boy knee attack by PHINEASJWHOOPY December 19, 2018

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Swedish Smugness by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

Swedish Grapefruit by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Swedish Pickle-juice 

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.

Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

Swedish Pickle-juice by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016

Swedish breeze 

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.

Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.

Swedish breeze by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015