Shampoo

Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.

It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.

Shampoo by Punch-in-the-face March 8, 2010

Shampoo

A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.

Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.

Shampoo by Tha Orthodonist July 26, 2010

Shampoo

Something you wash your hair with.

last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum

Shampoo by yuhhhhhhh June 23, 2019

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

shampoo by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011

Shampoo

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.

Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo

Shampoo by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008

shampoo

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.

shampoo by nethcev! August 24, 2006

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

shampoo by Jeffrey March 25, 2004