70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstache by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

Poontachat 

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

Poontachat by mavsfan June 30, 2008

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007