Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

Pooturbed by R Mutt November 3, 2011

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Pertubed

The point at which your anger level has increased until you look like your head its about to pop off. Kind of like when you sqeeze a tube of toothpaste

"You look really angry..."

"No, no I'm not just angry anymore. I'm pertubed"

Pertubed by Lor & Alex June 23, 2006

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perturbed • Pertubed • perturber • Peturbed • preturbed • Pertarded • Perturbation • perturb • paturbed • Pertuberation

perturbulance

That annoying feeling you get when a small child sits down behind you on a long flight.
when your fuckin rugrats wont go to bed when their told too.
or dispight numerous warns about constantly bothering their siblings they JUST WONT LISTEN fuck!

hebus bob there sure was alot of perturbulance on my flight

perturbulance by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

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Pertarded

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

Pertarded by See Dee June 16, 2010