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Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.
The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.
muppie by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008
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When your finger gets caught in your foreskin whilst doing something non-sexual
Person 1: "bro can you help me, I kinda have a muppiss here. "
Person 2 "that ain't no damn muppiss, I heard you jacking. "
muppiss by Chubbs Ja'Basket November 24, 2020

Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth
I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie
the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is shitting.
The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.
mumpies by poobro69 March 5, 2011
1. An episode of television programming involving Muppets.

2. A moment when a person becomes so animated that they take on a Muppet-like quality, usually in a deeply amusing way.
1. I love the muppisode where Bunson turns Beaker into a ball of flame.

2. She got so excited she knocked over her wine. Total muppisode.
muppisode by Rattiemama February 5, 2010
Basically it’s a mup, but, it’s also the “household nickname version” or “cutie pie version” of the word mup. Said to be made in historical context by the alternative rare breed of species entitled: Fluffy
MUPPIE! Don’t eat my hair.
Muppie by woah 101 September 30, 2020