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Daron Malakian 

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.
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Daron Malakian 

An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!
Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.
Malaki ( Malachi ) A very amazing little boy/man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl if mess with his girl you found trouble. He has a gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they'll know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.
Y'all know that kid Malaki ?

He's a cool dude!
Malaki by Beautifulsince90 January 16, 2017
Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive
This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?
malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012
Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020