lying pig faced fuck 

A phrase reserved especially for the current poster boy of lying sacks of shit, Attorney General William Barr.

How long will I have to endure, on every news channel since the “suicide,” the sanctimonious squeal emanating from this lying pig faced fuck?

lying pig faced fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

lying sack of shit 

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

lying sack of shit by GM July 21, 2003

Lying tourettes 

Someone who lies for no reason at all. They lie about the smallest things. They think no one can detect it but in most cases it is extremely obvious

Why is she saying that? it's obviously not true!, It's because she has lying tourettes

Lying tourettes by blackbird123 October 8, 2011

Lying Downstairs 

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

Lying Downstairs by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

Lying Little Abortion

What Miu calls Kokichi

Miu: How bout' you just keep your f***ing mouth shut you lying little abortion!
Kokichi: Wha? That was really uncalled for! I only said that to find the culprit..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR SO MEAN! K, I feel a lot better now!

Lying Little Abortion by Zethya_orsomething May 23, 2021

lying for jesus 

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

lying for jesus by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

Lying Whore 

A woman who lies about everything from her weight to what she did during the day. A whore who spreads her legs or ass for 5 minutes of feeling Needed even though the guys putting their dicks in her arent into her but they only are using her HOLES.A woman how breaks her marraige vows. A woman how thinks its ok to want another woman's man and thinks SEX will help her take it. A woman how lies about things in order to get attention. A woman who actually thinks she can justify her LIES as someone else faults

Several lying whores I have met in life are this whore. But Jennifer Warnick takes the award for lying whore

Lying Whore by I'm Lovin it November 1, 2010