V lapse

Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.

Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse.

V lapse by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015

lapse of judgment 

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."

lapse of judgment by Peaches86 October 4, 2018

The Lapse 

An American indie band formed in late 1997. The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.

The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time.

The Lapse by Ted Leo April 23, 2008

papa lapped a pap lopped 

Proof Gackt is on crack.

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

papa lapped a pap lopped by theintertron June 17, 2004

Lipsed it, sharted & darted 

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

Lipsed it, sharted & darted by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

lapse in fudgement 

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

lapse in fudgement by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement 

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement by SpecialID March 5, 2021