Jon

a guy who is sexy and nice. but usaly has a girl friend

Man he's so hot! he's a total Jon

by marybeth bitchhhhhhh February 14, 2009

Jon

Short term for Jonathan. Jon is usually a cool guy who lives by the motto of YOLO. Enjoys life pleasures such as cigarettes(preferably Montecristo) and wine. Jon always has something funny to say. He's caring, kind and knows how to make you feel special. Kinda lazy and a party animal, but also responsible when he has to be. Girls, if you’re lucky enough to meet a Jon, don’t ever let him go. He’s a keeper!

+Jon is great.
-Lo sé!
+He's soooo coool.
-Para ya

by Jara13 March 19, 2015

jon

sexy, smart, amazing, cute, funny, is single, really hot, cant resist loving him

girl 1: wow that guy is SO hot!
girl 2: he MUST be a jon
girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out
girl 2: not if i do first bitch!!

by im azmzinggg ! November 26, 2009

Jon

A stupid way to spell John made by parents who don’t love their children

*mother giving birth and regretting ever having sex* “ Ahhhhhhh name him Jon”

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

JON

A beastly guy with surprising strength,can party day and night and will most likely get in a fight.The guy who's selfishly absorbed in himself,can steal your girl at any moment,may fuck your girl at any moment.

JON is so sexy,JON will fuck you in anyway and anywhere,JON don't give a fuck today make that god a sandwich.

by Heavenscrime June 18, 2013

Jon

A confusing, self centered dip shit. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get him out of my mind. I hate you, but I love you!

Jon, you are amazing and I hate you for it.

by Person who will remain secret November 23, 2010

jon

man who fixes computers...and by fixes computers, i actually mean have sex with "clients"

*telephone rings*
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5

by the 4th floor January 29, 2008