Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.
by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010
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by The Truffel Chaser June 28, 2012
Get the Truffling mug.akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.
Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.
Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.
*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!
*smacks him unconscious*
*smacks him unconscious*
by hello world champion April 7, 2011
Get the ass-truffling mug.An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.
by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006
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by YodaDoe December 27, 2004
Get the grundling mug.someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2
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