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To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e
"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"
gurned up by Charris March 27, 2015
Related Words
gorned gooned gorked gored gooned out gorfed gowned Gurned Goined Goned

gored to death 

When life ends from being gored or impaled with something.
The matador bullfighter was gored to death by the bull's horns.

gorked out 

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).
That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).
gorked out by No Gifts Please December 9, 2008
to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
gooned by amy henwood December 28, 2005
Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
gooned by nljames November 9, 2011
1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.
1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED
gored by Eric January 23, 2004