Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida electionsover and over.
1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED