fanny fluttering

When you are sexually attracted to someone and you get butterflies in your vagina. I.e fanny fluttering

Sam called Danielle over and asked her if the fit guy over there made her horny I.e fanny fluttering

fanny fluttering by sammmmbrandonnnnn November 28, 2013

Bluffering 

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

Bluffering by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

fumfering

fumfer (third-person singular simple present fumfers, present participle fumfering, simple past and past participle fumfered)

1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.

4. To putter aimlessly.

- "Yeah, you defenitly need talking points. If not, you start fumfering, bro."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."

fumfering by default36 October 26, 2020

fluffernugget 

noun. Also known as the common housecat. In certain coastal areas of New England, this term can also be used to describe any adorable creature, but primaily refers to those in the family Felidae, or feline species.

I need to use a lintbrush to remove all of the fluffernugget fuzz from my sweater.

The fluffernugget at the animal shelter is named Lord Fuzzybottom.

fluffernugget by fenian75nw June 7, 2010

Flussering

To swindle someone by deceiving them with the use of fictional and seemingly disconnected vocabulary.

"My sociological strata permits me to occupy the second-rate magical condition of historical information"
"Dude, are you flussering me right now?"

Flussering by Injio February 9, 2015

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

Fluffing her muffin by ElliotM December 14, 2008

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flubbering Seal by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009