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fairy cottage broheim 

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
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Brohemochip 

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself
If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.
Brohemochip by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017

brohemosabe 

What's up brohemosabe?!
brohemosabe by lezbuds March 10, 2016
Brother, in the sense of a good friend, battle buddy, fellow traveller of space and time. Often used as a greeting.
brohim by B-Rodimus January 16, 2009

Brohemian 

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.
After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.
Brohemian by Bobro May 29, 2011

brohemoth 

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.
Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."
brohemoth by concussionme August 22, 2009

Brohemian Rhapsody

The beautiful lynguistic melody of you and your closest buddies singing on key in front of an audience at a bar, in the car, or on camera. Can be performed sober or drunk, preferably drunk.
The performance of their beautiful brohemian rhapsody had the ladies throwing their phone numbers at them.

Their brohemian rhapsody touched the lives of countless people.