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Broheimina 

noun.

1. A female seen associating with broheims.
2. A female dating a broheim.
3. A female who is just as obnoxious as a broheim.

Current fashion trends for broheiminas include:
Overly-streaked hair, blinding lip-gloss, fake boobs, mini-skirts, wife-beaters and skinny-ties, knee-high boots that look like converse, perma-PMS.
If I see one more streaky-haired broheimina in a mini-skirt and trucker hat at this show I'm gonna puke my Appletini all over the floor.
Broheimina by Goose42 June 12, 2008
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brosemination 

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010

Brohemian 

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.
After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.
Brohemian by Bobro May 29, 2011

Brohemian Rhapsody

The beautiful lynguistic melody of you and your closest buddies singing on key in front of an audience at a bar, in the car, or on camera. Can be performed sober or drunk, preferably drunk.
The performance of their beautiful brohemian rhapsody had the ladies throwing their phone numbers at them.

Their brohemian rhapsody touched the lives of countless people.

Brohemial 

Aye brohemial how you been
Brohemial by ig:Sleez7 November 1, 2019

brohemian 

combination of bro + bohemian. AKA "Brobo". Brohemians are a sad half-caste lot of bros rejected from bro scene proper for unathleticism or some other unbroish trait, or are trying to scam on café chicks because all the sor chicks are beat, and so have taken to wearing banana republic, scarves, drinking novice coffee and page periscoping (scoping chicks over the top of intellectual looking books, grabbed at random, sometimes held upside down)
Coked-out Hipster: Man, this café used to be down but now it's all brohemians with laptops. it looks like a glowing apple orchard in there.
brohemian by thiudans November 22, 2006

broheimasaurus 

Derivative of broheim; Bro, brah, or any variation thereof.
What it do broheimasaurus?
broheimasaurus by akamiroki March 16, 2010