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Westboro Baptist Church 

The reason I'm not going to Topeka, Kansas. Those people are super-insane. They consist of Fred Phelps, 9 out of 13 of his children (among them including Shirley Phelps-Roper), their 50+ grandchildren, and 7-10 great-grandchildren. These people claim that God hates everybody: Catholics, Iraq War casaulties, Swedes, the Irish, Latter-Day Saints, Muslims, and above all else gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered people. These people also picket funerals of, well, anybody: Iraq war casaulties, Katrina victims, 9/11 victims, hate crime victims, HIV/AIDS victims, etc.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to Topeka. What's there to see?

Person 2: Well, we can see the Westboro Baptist Church members disrespecting the dead by picketing funerals.

Person 1: Ok, dude. I don't want anything to do with those people. Let's go somewhere else.

Person 2: Good point
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What happens when family members fuck
Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead

Westborough Baptist 

Westborough Baptists picket funerals of soldiers. Lets go bomb their church.
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
Baptiste by handlecakes October 6, 2016

Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.
Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

Blue Jean Baptist 

A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.
Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.
Blue Jean Baptist by Gary Vitalis August 27, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church 

A lunatic cult led by a jackass named Fred Phelps. The WBC is known for its endless condemnation of homosexuals. The church claims to practice the purest form of Christiantiy, a claim that couldn't be further from the truth. The WBC's ideology is based on a severe distortion of Christian doctrine. If Jesus Christ ever visited this "Church", he would probably be dismayed and horrified by its practices. Heck, even many evangelicals consider the WBC un-Christian.
The entire Westboro Baptist Church is bound for hell.