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appetizer 

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.
Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?
appetizer by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019

existential appetizer 

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy
Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

Asseninerery 

When someone is annoying you by there persistent behavior.
This is me annoyed tolerating Louis' asseninerery.
Asseninerery by Chabai May 22, 2022

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

Alabama Appetizers 

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
β€œIn looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”
Alabama Appetizers by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

no appetizers just entrees

Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).
Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?

Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it