The Professor 

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.

Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!

The Professor by wingedcurse August 3, 2022

the professor 

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.

The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.

the professor by hitokiri October 4, 2003

The Professional 

Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.

I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.

The Professional by Mrk T January 1, 2008

the professor 

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.

Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.

the professor by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007

What are the profile names here

What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.

What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad

What are the profile names here by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

The Proff

A popular nickname for a certain celebrity academic

I must be krunk coz if I aint mistaken I just saw The Proff cookin up some more science shizzle

The Proff by FlashCa5h January 28, 2007

The Professional 

When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.

Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.

The Professional by DiArRhEaJeSsE November 22, 2011