mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

Tutering 

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"

Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back

Tutering by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

Tatting 

Tatting is the act of reproducing/mirroring and capturing on video, Tattoo's famous line from the opening credits of the 1977+ ABC television show Fantasy Island, where Tattoo boldly announces atop of a bell tower, "De dlane, De plane!". In order for a tatting to be correct, "De Plane" must be said twice and the Tatter must be pointing skyward.

There are two forms of Tatting that are reserved for advanced tatters only:

1) If you are actually pointing to a real plane

2) If a bell sound is captured immediately prior to the tatting.

I just posted the best tatting to my Facepage. I was Tatting on a Gay Pride Parade float AND there was a 727 in the sky. I rock!

Tatting by De Durt, De Durt June 7, 2013

pussy tasering 

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

pussy tasering by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tweeter-tottering 

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

tweeter-tottering by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009

Tethering

The process of connecting your phone to your laptop in order to facilitate an Internet connection. Usually performed via bluetooth or USB.

John: ah crap I can't get a wifi signal on my laptop. Sorry, I can't look up that obscure Pink Floyd track on discogs.com

Bob: dude, one word - tethering.

John: dude!

Tethering by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

tethering

using your cellular phone as your computer modem.

"Did you know you can connect to the internet with your cell phone via tethering?"

tethering by Keystr0ke September 5, 2006