Smatch
Smatch by iloveMarGE3Z January 25, 2024
smatch
1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
smatch by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025
grab-a-snatch
the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault
cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019
Thatch Snatch
A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.
Thatch Snatch by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013
Smitch
Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019