smatch

1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave

“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”

by babysharkuwu091 May 07, 2025