schianoed 

1.) To stampede and bull rush on a victory t-formation, also known as the kneel down to end a game.

2.) Whether in sports or in general, to obliterate and destroy shit up

1.) Damn, we just got schianoed, our offensive line also just got worked up front. We should have expected a badass coach like Schiano to run through us like rag dolls- Tom Coughlin.

2.) Man I got more schianoed at the bars last night than Mark Sanchez has in a football game

schianoed by faux_blainegabbert October 29, 2012

shaivoed 

<verb>: to become, or be in a state of incapacitation or comatose, due to a number of varying reasons including: getting knocked out, getting too crunk, or passing out from other means...

A:Yo Carl, check out that dude passed out on the couch! I will now proceed to fart on his head.
B: Yeah, he got shaivoed from that Henny! Damn, that fart was juicy, Frederick!

shaivoed by Jason A. May 4, 2006

Schiaved 

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)

"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"

Schiaved by Duxbury March 31, 2009

schiavoed 

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

schiavoed by bofanD February 26, 2009

Shiavoed 

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

Shiavoed by Brettastic July 24, 2008

Schiavoed 

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

Schiavoed by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed 

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

Schiavoed by joe April 13, 2005