Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

2016 presidential election by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

President Baby-Man-Boy 

Donald Trump

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!

President Baby-Man-Boy by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017

The President 

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem

Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...

The President by anonymous September 14, 2020

presidentard 

A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great for that person's limited mental capabilities.

"George W. Bush will be regarded by future historians as the greatest, most dangerous presidentard in American history."

presidentard by feeriker October 23, 2007

fit to be President 

Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.

A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.

The doctor declared, "He only weighs 239 pounds,"

*wink, wink,

"so he is fit to be President"

fit to be President by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018