Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.

Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!

by heyitsgray August 13, 2011

pokedex 591

sus pokemon

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by bignus May 5, 2021

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003