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Prised Fanger 

noun:Any foam finger that has special meaning or a priceless quality to its

owner. Can be of any team but the term Prised Fanger is typically associated

with a red Louisville Cardinal's foam finger that has two fingers pointing up

and a thumb on the side in the shape of an L. Prised Fangers are usually taken

everywhere the owner goes, even if no game or sporting event is happening.

Prised Fangers usually have various names and words written all over them(

typically theses markings are the handy work of the owner aka the Prised One).

Some Fangers are also known to have black and mild burn marks and even bites

taken out of them. The more unique a Fanger the more prised it becomes.

Sometimes wearers of such a Fanger, will poke others in the face while

repeating, "look out for the Fanger!" This is known as a Fanger Attack
"Look out for the Fanger!!!"

"Get that Prised Fanger outta my face im tryin to drive here!"=
Prised Fanger by stanky slanky December 10, 2009
Related Words
An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.
Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"
posiedo by r00ts October 13, 2005

Posiedon's kiss 

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
Posiedon's kiss by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

Posiedon 

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps
POSIEDON, look at me, yeah
Posiedon by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

Posiedon's ball duty 

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation
Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...