poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.

"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"

by TheBoss May 3, 2014

Poosed

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

by Cats17 October 6, 2013

poesdronk

Adjective - Origin: South African; Term used to denote a state of total inebriation. To be unrecognisably drunk, having consumed copious amounts of any type of alcohol, spirits, battery acid, or any other toxic fluid...

Mike was POESDRONK this weekend, he could hardly talk straight and he pissed through his arsehole!

by Van Kowski January 1, 2008

presedent mugabe

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.

if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.

by iris2bu December 27, 2009

Pesedist

Thief, liar, the defitition of corruption.

Pesedistule! Try not to be pesedist! Futu-te-n gura de pesedist! Muie PSD!

by Cvasimodo November 28, 2019

Poised

Having a composed and self-assured manner.
To be completely in tune with one’s truest, most authentic self… and to live that authenticity confidently every day.
Being confident in who you are.
Being graceful, but also unapologetic for expressing your truest self.
Living your truth.
Carrying yourself with confidence and practicing grace, even in stressful scenarios.

not every day you saw that poised, competent kid distressed
she had learned from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised
'teachers are poised to resume their attack on government school tests'

by iampoised September 21, 2020

Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018