Hobgoblin

A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.

I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin

Hobgoblin by The anal douche March 22, 2020

fobgoblin

any female soldier or female contractor deployed to a combat zone that you have sex with due to the fact that you are deployed but would normaly never touch due to the fact that she is nasty but available.

Damm I'm so horny i think I'm gonna break down and fuck the fobgoblin

fobgoblin by reservoirdogg26 May 25, 2009

Hobgoblin

A way of expressing you find a member of the opposite sex hideous and utterly repulsive.

Person 1: yo i just hooked up with this girl.
Nick: i feel like she was a real...Hobgoblin...

Hobgoblin by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010

Noobling Prime 

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

Noobling Prime by Zee September 19, 2005

Hobgoblin Orange 

1) A bright orange water-based paint made by Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop, for painting grotesque fantasy war-gaming lead figures with.

2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.

I was shagging this chav bird in the bogs at Diamond's last night, and her Hobgoblin Orange rubbed off all over me cock and bollocks!

Hobgoblin Orange by Locoenelcoco August 25, 2009

Hobgoblining

When you wrap all your fingers around a wine glass like an absolute animal.

Jared was hobgoblining some bottom shelf rosé on discord again.

Hobgoblining by II Arc II December 9, 2021

nob goblin 

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

nob goblin by geordie October 24, 2003