murked 

comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.

To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)

Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."

"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."

"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"

"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."

murked by sunadajae January 23, 2014

Murkedd 

Twitch Streamer. Famous for variety gaming, variety sleeping and variety eating jelly beans. Hates everything other people love, like Halo, Chocolate, or having fun. Rhymes with "Scuffed", which is instead the definition of his streams.

"Did you watch Murkedd's stream yesterday?" "Yeah, I was banned 52 times in 2 hours and I witnessed the free hour of light his moderators had, so it was nice."

"What do you think of Murkedd?" "You mean my dad?"

Murkedd by Italian Dan October 15, 2021

Murfdirt

A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.

There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.

Murfdirt by Nic Cage January 22, 2010

murked out 

when an vehicle features black (especially matte black finish) paint, black rims, and darkened windows. See also, "black on black on black"

That ride is so murked out you can't even see it.

murked out by mooshooskinny June 30, 2014

Mulfed 

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.

There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.

Mulfed by Will.L September 17, 2018

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

muffed up by scott January 30, 2004

Murfel 

A word used in place of a loss for words. Murf can also be used.
As Made famous by James Murfel Stark

I need to put my car in the murfel(garage)
I really murfed(fucked) up my face on that jump, next time I'll Try it sober....yeah right

Murfel by Jeff Hoekstra February 15, 2008