meetingitis 

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.

He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.

meetingitis by starknight August 4, 2007

Emergency Meeting 

A meme format, that has to do with the popular game Among Us. Originally created by u/imyourdadboiyee on reddit.

Bulletin Board #1: Daughter missing!
Bulletin Board #2 Daughter for sale!
EMERGENCY MEETING

Emergency Meeting by _Emper0r_ September 8, 2020

meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.

I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.

meeting narcolepsy by Hugo V. February 20, 2008

Staff Meeting 

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

Staff Meeting by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Family Meeting 

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

Family Meeting by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

safety meeting 

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

safety meeting by lance January 27, 2004

The pitch meeting effect 

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

The pitch meeting effect by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022