Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

Premature Mastication by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

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post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

post mastication underwear migration by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

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masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004

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Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

Martination by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

mastacating

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

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Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

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Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

Maskinations by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

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