Italian Laptop 

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

Italian Laptop by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

The Italian Blessing 

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

The Italian Blessing by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Italian Jesus 

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

Italian Jesus by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl 

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

italian swirl by MrBbad September 27, 2015

italee 

An amazing person that will be loyal to u. It is difficult to gain her full trust but it will all be worth it once u actually know her. She loves everybody and doesn’t have problems with people. She can can be really wild, weird, and really funny. She is a very fun person to talk to. She may think that she is ugly but other people tell her that she is not and she appreciates it. She has happy life most of the time. She focuses on her and the people that she loves. She will never give up on you. If u find a girl like this, ur lucky. She will be there when u need her.

Italee is a person I can always talk to, I don’t know what I would do without her.

italee by arieleodjdnens June 8, 2019

Italiana 

A Cute-attractive/and or Sexy Italian Girl, that most likely carries at least some typical Italian traits that are adoringly noticeable.

Ay! I was talkin' to Marcella last nite Joe, she's one feisty cute Italiana. AND! she cooks a mean manicotti.

Italiana by Mediterraneana August 5, 2009

Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

Italian Olive Press by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009