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Humber Claw 

The Humber Claw is used to Investigate the female organ. Also referred to as a Speculum.
Molded from the two fingers of the great Mr. Humber the Humber Claw is broad half tube which is bent at about a 90 degree angle, with the channel of the tube on the exterior side of the angle. One end of the tube has a roughly spherical metal weight surrounding the channel of the speculum. A weighted speculum is placed in the vagina during vaginal surgery with the patient in the lithotomy position. The weight holds the speculum in place and frees the surgeon's hands for other task
n:They jaws of life isn't gonna work on this one, get the Humber Claws!

v: The Humber Claw was on of the many toys in susies party shoe box.
Humber Claw by Stache man May 6, 2009
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humber bridge 

the fleshy section in between a woman's vagina and anus, also known as a female gooch. So-called because the Humber Bridge in England links the towns of Hull & Grimsby, i.e. 'the fishy bit to the shitty bit'.
Ooo arr! That 'umber bridge sure is mingin'!
humber bridge by disco_rob_funk February 21, 2005

Humber Flu 

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.
Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.
Humber Flu by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017

Humber College 

That one college in Etobicoke which is a district of Toronto, Ontario. In here you'll find your average classes that will make you suffer, but that's practically any college isn't it. Good food options, mid gym(could be better), some classes are nice, some are trash, good luck attempting to find parking space in the beginning of a semester. Shoutout to the guy that broke a keyboard in game room after playing league of legends.
Person 1: Yo, what college you go to in Canada bruv?
Person 2: You already know fam, mans go to Humber College still
Person 3: That's wassup

crossing the humber bridge

Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.
crossing the humber bridge by Rab54 December 10, 2017
Background Ethiopian and Arab also Persian.
Unfortunately envied by all women of unaturalism.

A true natural beauty inside and out.

A spirit that glows.

Genius of mind, body and soul.

Hated by men who love men and women in general for there is no competition.
Jack of all trades.
1.Humera's ora had the men speechless and the women speechfull.
2. Her presence maid the women feel insecure and the men eager to find true love from only Humera
3. Humera can turn everything she touches to platinum gold. or shimmering diamonds.
Humera by jealous bug February 4, 2010

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."
While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.