Umber 

A hot, sexy , pretty girl! Who is smart and can win anyones heart <3 tall and always make a guy come back for more ;) hecka good at dancing & is hecka fine! Super good looking! Good in bed...just like one of definitions of Amit...

That girl is an Umber

Umber by <3 me or hate me June 24, 2010

Umber 

Really pretty funny sweet and smart girl. She never starts fights p, she is really sweet and is always there for you as a grat friend! She is sooo sexy and so pretty and sexy especially in her ''bellly tops'', her cheerleading stuff and shorts,

Damn that girl is such am umber

Umber by Omgitsmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 26, 2013

umber 

A flaiming furry homosexual.

That guy is SUCH an umber

umber by SomeVee June 22, 2006

umber 

erotically retarded.
retarded in the way that you don't understand erotic situations.
created by ant <3

dude 1 - "oh look, cleavage."
dude 2 - "thats boobs, not cleavage. dumbass."
dude 1 - "you umber."

umber by umberest. August 10, 2010

Umber 

One who has the physical appearance of a type of vegetable, fruit, or just a ball. One who always apologizes when its not they're fault. One who lies about who they go out with. One who falls deep in love with everyone they talk to. One who always likes to break happy couples up.

"Hey what is that round thing beyond the horizon?!"
"Oh, that's just an umber!"

"Hey I'm really sorry for being a rude ass to you, please let's just be cool"

"Why are you apologizing though?"
"Because I'm an umber"

"Hey my name is Eric"
"My name is Umber, lets be friends!"
Two days later.....
"I love you."

Umber by bitxh October 21, 2013

Umber 

An outburst used to inform someone of a perceives transgression, and that they will not escape retribution for their deeds. Almost exclusively used by young children I'm elementary school.

UMBER! You were kissing Amy! You're gonna get cooties!..
UMBER! You can't steal tater-tots! I'm gonna tell!

Umber by The Pope of Wolves March 10, 2023

umber alert 

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.

umber alert by twunch March 29, 2007