exsturbation 

1. The Act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning Maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become EX-masturbatory (i.e. for Lent, Life, 5 minutes)

or more commonly...

2. The act of Masterbating to the thought of an Ex-Lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred)
2 1/2. Or even Masturbating with an Ex-Lover.
3. And Finally Masturbating an Ex-Lover.

(Phone Conversation involving exsturbation)

No I'm fine Bill, I mean Yeah, I think about her sometimes but... you know... Its been a year now... yeah still a bit Angry, I mean Herpes doesn't just clear up over night you know..! (nervous laugh) ha, ha-ha... (gaining in volime) YEAH well I... I MEAN I EXSTURBATED-ALL-OVER-HER-FUCKING-CAR YESTERDAY...so yeah... feeling much better

exsturbation by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

Exasperation Punctuation by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation 

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation by Zacarias August 3, 2007

exasturbation 

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

exasturbation by Sluggo December 18, 2004

exhasterbation 

The reaction a mother has when she walks in on her son going solo.

My mother's face was pale with exhasterbation when she came out of my brother's room.

exhasterbation by catnip4dayz June 6, 2018

exasterbating 

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

exasterbating by han cholo December 24, 2007

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

easterbating by stackattack May 12, 2011