Doppler smell

The blast of horrid stink or the entrancing and mysterious smell that accompanies someone as they walk or run past. This is the russian roullette of smells and is normally unavoidable in close social spaces unless one gets really good at holding one's breath just to avoid how smelly that sweaty yoga instructor must've been.

John: Sweet weepin' Jeebus, Karla needs a serious power-washing today. She walked by me near the copier and the doppler smell was so rank it stripped years from my life!

Doppler smell by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011

Doppler shit

The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.

(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?

(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.

Doppler shit by sixxon December 30, 2008

Doppler Boner 

The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.

Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.

Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...

Doppler Boner by McDoh! June 28, 2009

Doppler radar 

Essentially this is the opposite of bukakke. The man is surrounded by many women, while blowing his load in a circular motion like the line in a doppler radar screen.

Dude I totally pulled a doppler radar on these chicks last night, they had no idea what was comming.

Doppler radar by pedrOOOO May 11, 2009

doppler ganger 

to recieve oral sex while taking a dump, while also smoking a cig. and drinking a beer

i came home from work, lit a cig, got a cold beer, then went into the bathroom to take a dump...while taking a dump my girl friend gave me a blow job. i recieved a doppler ganger and loved every minute of it!

doppler ganger by boc January 19, 2007

Doppler-effect horn-blowing 

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.

And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.

Doppler-effect horn-blowing by QuacksO July 20, 2019

Doppler's Hangout 

Doppler's hangout is a Discord community server that welcomes everyone, and is a open chill server.

Hey bro, have you heard of that new hangout called Doppler's Hangout?

Doppler's Hangout by shah ng January 13, 2021