Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.
John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.
Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.
John: And...
Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.
Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.
John: And...
Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.
by McDoh! November 30, 2009
A form of "Redneck Homesteading". The act of putting your trailer up on (stolen) cinder blocks to "plant roots" in the trailer park of your dreams.
Harold: So Rick, you all settled at your new place?
Rick: Yep, we went wheelz up this past weekend over by that septic drainage field I told you we could tap into.
Harold: Well there's one less lake I'll be fishing in...
Rick: HAHAHAHA....Yup...I reckon we won't be eatin outta there again....
Rick: Yep, we went wheelz up this past weekend over by that septic drainage field I told you we could tap into.
Harold: Well there's one less lake I'll be fishing in...
Rick: HAHAHAHA....Yup...I reckon we won't be eatin outta there again....
by McDoh! November 30, 2009
Writing Software in your Production Environment where a mistake can end career(s) and possibly lives.
Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
by mcdoh! March 03, 2011
John: When is Steve due back?
Travis: Tomorrow, why?
John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.
Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.
Travis: Tomorrow, why?
John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.
Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.
by McDoh! June 01, 2009
Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
by McDoh! March 12, 2010
A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
by McDoh! February 13, 2010
The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.
Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
by McDoh! June 28, 2009