flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop
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Reverse Crucifix
A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.
Reverse Crucifix by Dok665 May 21, 2018
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kids' crucifix orgy
where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.
"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"
"Wait that's illegal"
"Wait that's illegal"
kids' crucifix orgy by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021
Jesus Tits on a Crucifix
Jesus Tits on a Crucifix by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008
The Crucifix
A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.
also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.
also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.
seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?
The Crucifix by Holy Mystical Champion of Gerbils, KSC August 28, 2005
Russian crucifix
A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
Russian crucifix by DaEif November 19, 2015
The Crucifix
A sexual position that can be performed with a very petite woman or small person and a strong man. The woman stands with her arms out to the side, the man holds her up from her arms and penetrates from the rear. She will be held up in the air much like a crucifx.
The Crucifix by Medina AKA Lex December 12, 2018