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Compelling

An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.

Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.

The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.
LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?

AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!
Compelling by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009
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Campbellism

Religion based upon the teachings of 21st century prophet Robert Campbell
Rob Campbell is the leader of the autonomous Rastafarian movement known as Campbellism
Campbellism by Harry Swebs February 24, 2015

Campbellitis 

Where ones forehead hair line recedes revealing a large thick vein, which whereupon strenuous exercise it tends to swell and throb on the side of said forehead, similar to that found on an erect penis.
I was just lifting some heavy weights, just nailed a personal best on my squats and realised im suffering from campbellitis as i wiped the sweat from my forehead.
Campbellitis by Mole-Man June 13, 2019

campbellence 

(n) failure to satisfactorily complete a task due to a lack of knowledge or skill.
it was easy to tell he hadn't played tennis due to his campbellence with the raquet.

the boy who sunk to the bottom of the pool is a very campbellent swimmer.

i knew she was a virgin due to her campbellence in the bedroom
campbellence by thatermon August 18, 2006

camelling 

Camelling Originated in early sixties on the coast of NSW
It is the act of humping old ladies preferably residing in nursing homes and scoring the results

The older the better a point for every year over 70
double bonuses if on medication or have artificial limbs
Triple bonus points if in a coma
Camelling a new sports rage he managed a huge score on reaming mavis who was on life support and had two wooden legs

Campbellkingz

campbellkingz or campbellkings is a gang in the campbelltown area, having members from areas such as, ambarvale rosemeadow, st helens park, bradbury, picton, leumeah,airds eaglevale ect...
they are a tribe grown from the 4-2-0->
family.......
dude 1:yo man can i be in Campbellkingz
dude 2:well that depends
dude 1: on what
dude 2: can u go fuck urself
dude 1: aww :(
(dude 2 walked away)
Campbellkingz by Campbellking April 4, 2005

Camelling 

The act of using ones tongue to grasp at a drinks straw instead of simply placing the straw in your mouth using your hand
(Similar to how a Camel strips leaves off of a Bush and/or Tree)
Watch that girl camelling it looks really strange

Haha dude that girl was totally camelling that straw
Camelling by Sway Smith May 14, 2011