campbellism

The art of using twenty words where two will do.

"It would be most appreciated if you could combine your enjoyment of fornication for pleasurable self gratification with your abilities to relocate yourself to a position outside of our current locale, with a view to us refraining from further direct contact."

is a campbellism for fuck off

campbellism by jugman21 February 7, 2010

Campbellism

Religion based upon the teachings of 21st century prophet Robert Campbell

Rob Campbell is the leader of the autonomous Rastafarian movement known as Campbellism

Campbellism by Harry Swebs February 24, 2015

Campbellism

The most exaggerated of people. Often spout shit for a reaction. Rarely right. Quick to talk, slow to listen. Bit of a whopper.

The earth is flat - campbellism.

Tyson Fury is overrated irrespective of the fact he’s undefeated and TBC champ - campbellism.

Five mins into the inaugural game of the season - ‘they look shit, going to get relegated’ - campbellism.

Campbellism by Salopian G October 17, 2021

Campbelling 

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.

Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling

Campbelling by Storm Shadow October 7, 2015

Campbellsport 

A small farm town in southeastern Wisconsin also referred to as “Campbelltucky” by locals known for its surplus of lifted trucks, underage drinking parties, and country hicks.

Is she wearing camo and cowboy boots? She must be from Campbellsport.

Campbellsport by Local Expert January 22, 2019

Campbells soup 

The smell your body makes right before it hits the stage of Body Odor...sick.

Dude, I totally for got to put on deodorant this morning and I am starting to smell like Campbells soup ..its pretty rank.

Campbells soup by Sugarplumb September 16, 2009

Camellism

(kəˈmēlizəm)

n.

An economic and political idea in which the production, distribution, and exchange of products or services are privately owned, however regulated by the community, laws are made legal by true democratic vote, the people are judge, jury, and enforcer, and public officials are decided on directly by the people, rather than through a representation of the people's will. The extent of said elected officials ends at being ambassadors, and drafting laws for the people to vote on.

Camellism is almost a mix of Socialism and Capitalism, taking the good parts of both, and piecing them together, into its own ideology.

Camellism by Camellias December 19, 2017