Vergona Bona 

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!

I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!

Vergona Bona by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Bonagorgeous 

Something done in the style of the world's greatest latin teacher. Also describes Cicero.

Mr. Bonagura thinks that Cicero is bonagorgeous.

Bonagorgeous by Harold135 April 16, 2009

bobaesic 

boba + bae + basic
Basic Asian girl specializing in boba.

Nicole is so bobaesic. She knows all the boba shops in Orange County.

bobaesic by bobae queen June 19, 2017

BONAR 

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).

She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.

BONAR by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

Bonage 

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.

Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!

Bonage by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

BonaJaw

1- A serious medical complication consisting of sharp pain and popping of the jaw while giving an extreme blow job. usually brought on by intense jerking motion of the neck and jaw.

I gave this bitch some serious BonaJaw last night, shit looked painful

BonaJaw by MCSloppy2nds March 26, 2010