boofy blitzed 

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

boofy blitzed by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

blitzed 

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

blitzed by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Blitzed 

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

Blitzed by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

shit blitzed 

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

shit blitzed by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

Blitzed 

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

Blitzed by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

Blezzed 

When you just sit back and relax and think about how great life really is

You tryna go do something bro?

Nah, I’m just tryna get blezzed brodie ¡!

Blezzed by Bigpapi101 December 25, 2020

blitzed out 

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.

I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.

blitzed out by envi123 September 2, 2005