Black 

The absence of light

guy 1: this room is pitch black

the monster in his closet: ....

Black by bananas are pretty yummy1234 February 6, 2023

Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.

Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.

Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

into the black

phrase meaning

dying; or a situation in which you face the high probability of dying.

when things got bad we thought he was going into the black, but he pulled through alright.

into the black by λשׁ March 28, 2015

black friday 

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

black friday by AKewlName November 29, 2013

Black 

The color of my heart. Also technically the absence of all color, so it's not a color at all. Therefore, it cannot be used as slang for African-American. Therefore, it's not racist at all.

Black is generally considered the color of an emo's soul.

Black by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Black 

The darkest colour and sometimes regarded as evil because of its dark and gloomy nature.

Jamal always wears all black , I feel he belongs to some cult group.

Black by Em_ dtruth January 9, 2020

Black Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (& pronounced "Balack Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Black Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023