cant be fucked 

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

cant be fucked by Diego July 8, 2003

I can't be fucked 

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

I can't be fucked by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

Befuckled 

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

Befuckled by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

couldn't be fucked 

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

couldn't be fucked by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

be fucked 

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

be fucked by sin_77 November 6, 2006

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

To Be Fucked List by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Befuckled 

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

Befuckled by Shawty August 16, 2004