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B.J. Houshmandzadeh 

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.
"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."
Related Words
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B.J. Novak 

Plays Ryan the Temp on NBC's The Office.
Does the best Stand Up.
I so want him.
I want your babies,B.J. Novak
B.J. Novak by Gabby G. November 14, 2007

B.J.B.M. 

Did you see that B.J.B.M.? God damn he was fine!
B.J.B.M. by cfunkadelic November 19, 2010
Stand for Bare Jokes Innit a shortened abriviation mainly used on MSN and other programmes such as AIM and IRC is quite popular use by gangsters.
''The Wiicker Man: yo that party was kool''
''jp: yeah B.J.I''
''Dark-Hitman: Defo B.J.I''
B.J.I by the wicker man January 28, 2006
B.J.C.: Big Johnny's Corner; it's the epitomy of camaraderie, among cigar afficionados... a fellowship of kickass people-friends & newcomers alike, coming together to relax, smoke cigars, bullshit, exchange jokes, asking bizarre (and often disturbing) hypothetical questions after the evening's closing of the humidor that they congregate at.
Big Johnny: What are you up to tonight?
Wino Joe: I'm joining you at the B.J.C. and discuss trannies!
Big Johnny: Sweet! Make sure you dont let the spies & moles know the code to the back gate!
B.J.C. by Freckletastic November 26, 2010