asstacular 

Used to describe something that is so completely terrible, it is fantastic (or spectacular) in and of itself.

Music videos from the early nineties are asstacular!

asstacular by Leslie March 28, 2005

asstacular 

Used to describe something that is displeasing to oneself.

Wow, that show was pretty asstacular.

asstacular by Nick November 10, 2002

Asstache 

hair on your buttox

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

assbacon 

A piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone's ass.

Hey Steve, did you have any assbacon this morning? No? Well, have one from my ass.

assbacon by oriori1 November 18, 2006

asstacular 

Of or pertaining to ass, especially on a large scale or in a dramatic manner

"Oh man, he humiliated himself it was asstacular"

"The atmosphere is asstacular"

"It was a display of asstacular proportions"

asstacular by moreamazing January 27, 2009

assaconda 

way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.

Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.

Joe: A what?!

Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.

Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.

assaconda by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010

asstaculer

1. horrible 2. like ass 3. see asstastic

Dude, that cafeteria food is asstaculer.

asstaculer by assface February 14, 2003