assaconda 

way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.

Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.

Joe: A what?!

Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.

Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.

assaconda by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010

colt anaconda 

a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990

handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome [guy]:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result

colt anaconda by marlnatomine August 14, 2010

Underwear Anaconda 

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flaming anaconda 

When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.

Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure

flaming anaconda by Bob Davis 321 March 8, 2017

Anaconda Death Choke 

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

No example of Anaconda Death Choke

Anaconda Death Choke by iheartbjs March 23, 2009

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.

And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

Anaconda Brothers by Conrad 31rd1e July 4, 2017

asshole anaconda 

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

asshole anaconda by danofiremano December 7, 2013