assbacon 

A piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone's ass.

Hey Steve, did you have any assbacon this morning? No? Well, have one from my ass.

assbacon by oriori1 November 18, 2006

assbaron 

Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.

Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.

Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.

assbaron by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009

assaconda 

way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.

Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.

Joe: A what?!

Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.

Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.

assaconda by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010

ass bacon 

1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

ass bacon by Trav's party July 2, 2006

Ass Bacon 

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022