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assbaron
Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.
Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.
Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.
Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.
assbaron by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009
assaconda
way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.
Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
assaconda by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010
ass bacon
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
ass bacon by Trav's party July 2, 2006
Ass Bacon
unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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