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assbaron
Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.
Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.
Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.
Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.
assbaron by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009
assaconda
way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.
Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.
Joe: A what?!
Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.
Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.
assaconda by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010
ass bacon
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
ass bacon by Trav's party July 2, 2006
Ass Bacon
unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026