abso-effing-lutely 

A more severe form of the word 'absolutely.'

He is abso-effing-lutely the dumbest person I have ever met.

abso-effing-lutely by KristinNicole January 13, 2008

abso-fuckin-awesome 

A word to use when something is so awesome your brain starts to scramble random words together.

That video of Regina Spektor singing Fun Wearing Underwear is ABSO-FUCKIN-AWESOME!!!

abso-fuckin-awesome by Keenemasterofswords October 30, 2010

abso-fruitly 

synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.

1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!

abso-fruitly by Powerclap January 1, 2010

abso-fabu 

Short for absolutely fabulous.

Girl, that dress looks abso-fabu on you!

abso-fabu by Natalie_12 March 18, 2006

abso-skitzo 

going absolutely mad, crazy, angry ... with or without reason!

My mum went abso-skitzo when I got back... even though I was only an hour late! She's such a psycho

abso-skitzo by lulu2352 December 14, 2009

Abso-fucking-lutely 

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

Abso-fucking-lutely by Boobookittyfuck702 February 18, 2019

Abso-posi-lutely

Absolutely + Positively-> Abso-posi-lutely
(If you use this word often, you either have a large vocabulary OR you're just Redd White from Bluecorp. Just don't say this word in front of Phoenix Wright unless you want to undergo some serious cross-examination.)

"I am abso-posi-lutely perfect! End of story."

Abso-posi-lutely by MissREdRosette121 May 11, 2023