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JERK! by Dr.Feldkircher March 13, 2010
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jerk sesh
slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.
jerk sesh by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011
Jerk Off Bud
A "Jerk off bud" or "jerk off buddy" is a male associate (can be a friend or just a connection) whose primary connection is to get together and mutually masturbate with. This is not a relationship, gay or lover, just two (or more) normal guys who have regular meetings to jerk-off together and then go about their day, usually not to be spoken of outside the "group jerk" or "circle jerk". Optional "helping hands", watching porn, encouraging the others to edge longer, go twice, or shoot cum further can be involved, but not essential. Generally the person hosting the event provides the porn, lube, towels and tissues if needed.
"I met a new guy at the gym, turns out he's my new jerk off bud in the steam room".
"Hey Billy, I got some new porn, want to be my new jerk off buddy and watch it with me? We can hang out at my place".
"I always have a few jerk-off buds who are willing to rub one out with me in a circle-jerk anytime and the wife is cool with it".
"Hey Billy, I got some new porn, want to be my new jerk off buddy and watch it with me? We can hang out at my place".
"I always have a few jerk-off buds who are willing to rub one out with me in a circle-jerk anytime and the wife is cool with it".
Jerk Off Bud by JO Bud August 1, 2021
jerk off gesture
When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.
1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.
Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.
For Example:
1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.
Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.
For Example:
1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
jerk off gesture by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
Jerk Phone
A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.
Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
Jerk Phone by MrMojoRisin17 April 23, 2018
jerk buddy
Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.
Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
jerk buddy by Robertsaxzzzz December 12, 2015