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Zipper Ripper 

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
Zipper Ripper by Funmunke April 9, 2012

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped 

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.
Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

E-Ripped 

the state of being retarted high. A whole other level up from being just "ripped".
Man, that double-barrel bong and blunt we just smoked has me fully e-ripped!
"I love you no matter where you are in the world" is the official definition. But to rapplepop someone is to love them contently
It seemed impossible how much She rapplepoped Carlos

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.
Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.
ripped wide open by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

Rectal ripper 

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!
Rectal ripper by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016